'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Rob KS

1.  hummus flavored with white wine

2.  stage a protest of bad movies until and good movie comes out and then break the strike to go see that movie

3.  a pill you drop in a dog dish that helps the dog hydrate

4.  cook a chicken legs and preserve it in a jar of honey

5.  teach your dog to eat cheeseburgers like a gentleman