1. yoga room that smells powerfully of fresh basil
2. water your plants daily with a spray bottle
3. dye your ketchup black with squid ink
4. refer to all the guys you know as "cat" and all the women you know as "dawg"
5. brainstorm all the synonyms for "goofy" and see if you can think of more than merriam websters. if you can, don't forget to brag about it