1. Smoke machine under a door while someone sleeps...
2. Replace the words of Coca Cola to say Consume.
3. When signing a contract, take a picture of the signed contract in a way where not all the words are visible. Send the contract in like that as to not have actually signed anything coherent.
4. Call the president every day until he answers.
5. Keep all the paper and shoe boxes you can find. Use them for art.