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Keep it clean

1. Clean your bike if you ride it in the winter.

2. Car tires made out of ice.

3. Study Lyme's Disease. If you can learn enough you will make TONS of money because no one knows how to treat it correctly.

4. Write a story about your life, take out every piece of the story that is not awesome. It may be incoherent without the boring words but it will sound cool.

5. Print a bunch of fake contracts and put them on your desk so you look more important.