'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

No Body.

1.  Advertisement for portable kleenex. ( the Kleenex is in his suspender strap.)

2. A planner that has a season relative article for every month. Each article teaches you something new.

3. Spend a lot of money buying equipment that makes you disappear in to a puff of smoke.

4. Send a letter to your parents asking for 3 paper clips and a sock for your left foot.

5. Spend your time all day tomorrow watching TV.