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'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Hi my names Craig

1. Nobody has time to eat breakfast anymore: Instant Carnation breakfast coffee creamer.

2. Put a self-conscious friend's mind at ease by reminding them that their cat is in fact super sexy.

3. Custom Wild jersey with the name Clusterfuck on the back.

4. Every Thursday knock on your neighbor's door and reiterate that you are not a sexual predator.

5. Brown colored toilet paper for risk takers.