'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Message Machine

1. For telemarketer calls:
Telemarketer recording says: THIS IS GOD please press 9 to talk to a representative.

2. Answering Machine  message:
Act as if your in the middle of setting your message and someone comes in to your house and kidnaps you. It can end with you saying ' NO PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GO'

3. Call every single person in your cell phone contact list in one day. Take Adderal before so you can talk a lot.

4. Start shortening words like expensive. Say: 'Spensy' instead.

5. Don't work to much today.