1. Purposefully mispronounce words while reading things in public and watch/film others reactions.
2. Get pink eye and chase down strangers like a zombie from 28 days later.
3. Dress up in a batman costume and leer down at people from rooftops.
4. Take a shower in your clothes and instead of soap use laundry detergent. Then hang yourself to dry.
5. Send P diddy a box of steaks in the mail with a letter attached reading simply: "boss up, sir"