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KISSING BOOTH

1.  If you have a group of friends that reliably hangs out, start calling your hang-outs band practice.

2. Pay someone to kidnap you at night sometime in the next year.

3. Take one pay check, invest it in stock.

4. If contemplating suicide, do something really crazy and film it, like jump from one sky scraper to another so that if you survive you will be famous and rich.

5. Make a kissing booth at the mall with victoria secret models.