'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 


1.  Do Jumping Jacks till you pass out.

2.  Make a list of twenty things that you think would be really easy to do.  When you try to do them, isolate the one things that where harder than you expected.  Write a book on why they where more difficult.

3.  Try carrying a thesaurus around with you at all times and when you are about to say a word you have already said that day, look up and say a synonym.

4.  Even if (or maybe especially if) you have few performative skills, take one week and go to every open mic night in the city you live in.  If it goes well at all, keep doing this for six months and then stop.

5.  If you have ever kept a journal for any period of time scan the whole thing and publish it.