'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Free Candy FOR ALL!!!

1. Costumes/ outfits for deer (for hunters who shoot deer with tranquilizer darts then dress them up to wake up a more pretty deer) 

2. Fill boat hulls with cream to make butter while sailing.

3. Body mutilation to make your butt hole look like a rose.

4. Glow in the dark cake icing.

5. Attach a hot air balloon to the top of your car for extra seating.