'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Plastic printer paper

1. Random color sharpie (30 cents cheaper)

2. Band flyer app that takes your picture for your lame band and makes a generic band flyer with your dumb faces on it.

3. Food unions. Pay into like insurance, get meal cards with participating restaurants.

4. Buy a generally ok brand of something, re decorate the box then re sell it as a different product.

5. Plastic printer paper made from melted computer parts.