'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Foot Trough

1. Go to college - Record every class you go to - make a youtube channel called freecollege

2. Stilts sold outside of sold out baseball games so you can see over the fence.

3. Lost dog section on craigslist

4. Long troughs filled with warm water at the foot of your couch for foot baths while you watch Net Flix.

5. Lotion that makes you look super weird in any picture taken - Looks normal in real life