'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Fair treatment certified.

1. For a commercial: gather up all the people begging for money on the street and make a music video with them in it. Pay them many dollars.

2. Blow up guiders for streets like they have at bowling lanes.

3. National sled to work day.

4. Keyboards that light up the keys in different colors depending on what day for the week it is in case you often forget.

5. A plant nursery that ALWAYS plays classical music to their plants. Fair treatment certified.