'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Prissy Pup

1. Prissy pup .com dog clothes store

2. Ocean gerbil ball that floats for emergencys. 

3. Criminal watch gps implanted in to all convicts for super government bullshit 

4. Boyfriend trainer - shocks the tip of the penis when ur man is actin' up. 

5. Hot gage - app that has a robot tell you if people are hot or not so you don't have to make the choice.