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Traveling Zoo

1. Penis tube that goes down your leg and out the car door for peeing while you drive.

2. Paint a line from NY to LA to symbolize unity.

3. Gerbil tube system on roof of car.

4. Gerbil tube system around the entire city to boost city mood.

5. See through semi trucks containing exotic animals to view while you drive. Never stops. #travelingzoo