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Leaf Wipe

1. A company that makes all their stuff from mined materials in the trash dump.

2. Cookie hat. A new way to market cookies with way to wear them on your head!

3. Wigs that make ur hair look like many tiny snakes.

4. Leaf wipe. Start selling leaves wrapped in tree bark at stores for extra environmentally friendly toilet paper.

5. Find out what your friends favorite spice is, wait a year then buy it for them as a gift.