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mmmmm Eggs

1. Buy some wool.

2. Hair binders that change color with the mood of your hair.

3. Spell a word with hot sauce to make your food more appetizing... MMMMMM egggs (I think)

4. Call me on my phone: 651-600-4142 ( I most likely wont answer. )

5. Water Chair - Like a water bed but its a arm chair.