'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Wart Juice

1. Cut off peoples warts then grind them in to a nasty drink to cure warts.

2. Grasshopper Muscle Juice. Dry then grind up grass hoppers to make get a bunch of protein in one drink.

3. Put a trail cam on your front door to get a picture of everyone who has ever been to your house.

4. Live streaming cam in your living room. Write WARNING HIDDEN CAMERA on the wall.

5. Stand 1 mile in front of a police speed trap with a sign that says 'Speed Trap Ahead."