'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Ant beard

1. Cover face in honey, where your beard should be. Add many ants. Go buy something from a gas station nonchalantly with your ant beard. 

2. Hanging bed with pully to a just hight. 

3. Hot tub in the back seat of your car. 

4. Floating hooka for pool use. 

5. Graffiti a helicopter landing circle in the middle of the highway.