'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Knocking on my door

1. Swiss Army brand Cell Phone.

2. Warp gun. A gun that heats things up so that they warm and look all weird.

3. Smoke pills that make the smoke of a fire not be annoying.

4. Mandatory party police. State mandated law that ensures people over 21 party hard at least once a year.

5. House memory boxes. A place to keep memories and pictures of the house from generation to generation.