'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Poll Dancer Marathon

1. Have a contest to see who can pole dance the longest.

2. Buttons that say: "I can see out of this button."
Put the button on the back of your head.

3. Joke spoons that shock you when you put them in your mouth.

4. Jurassic Park candy: A amber colored sucker with a mosquito in the middle.

5.  Mixed Feelings: A movie about people squishing different foods in their hands while explaining what it feels like in great detail.