'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Some guy named Jorge who may be in some way related to the band OK GO:

1. Troll Nanorobots that travel in dust swarms and dismantle real Nanorobots just to fuck with scientists.

2. Sloth + Cheetah gene splicing.

3. ¡Twerk! brand BBQ sauce

4. Grape flavored wine

5. Restless Dread Syndrome