'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Happy Feet

1. One handed Key Board on your sleeve. Shirt connects to computer.

2. Emergency pants. Pants with 2 secret censors in them. Only the user will know exactly where they are. Push both censors at once to call emergency vehicle.

3. Ear piercing that can hear... and find the song your are listening to Itunes. Come home at the end of the day and a list of what song you heard are on your computer.

4. Register yourself on freelancer.com.

5. Socks that have smiley faces on them. Brand called Happy Feet.