'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 


1.  A laundry detergent that makes your clothes turn perfectly black.

2. Buy a politician and have them campaign to legalize Graham crackers in North Dakota.

3.  Name your new dog after your current boyfriend.

4.  Take a picture of the Apollo 11 shuttle and transpose the words "Space Racist" over the top.

5.  Break into someone's car and then leave a bunch of really good CDs, some cash, and a cute dog inside.