'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Forever Never Ever

1. Lighters that are shaped like a penis. Flame comes out of the external urethral orifice.

2. A camera that uploads the footage to your comp via WIFI no matter where you are. This will make it possible for you to never run out of memory.

3. Mouse pads that are 4 times the size. You can put your key board on it too!

4. Mouse shaped cupcakes.

5. Make a crazy dance you only do when your angry so deaf people know to stay away.