'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Gerbil Tubes

1. Instead of a medallion hunt for the Winter Carnival, let a gerbil loose in the city and see who can catch it.

2. City wide gerbil tubes.

3. Release alligators in the sewer and make a documentary about how you found them there.

4. Roast toast on a stick over a fire.

5. Cans of food that heat up when you open the top.