'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

NO go

1. Start a blog that you update everyday.

2. If your friend is not telling you what you know they are thinking: film your self hitting the grass around a bush with a baseball bat. Send them the video. (beating around the bush)

4. Make a law that you cant change all the chord types on computers every time they make a new one. 

3. Baby stroller that looks like a monster that is holding the baby in its mouth.

5. Flash mob dance session in your moms house.