'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Seven Times More Deadly

1. Apples + Cinnamon + Olive oil + Granola (put in tin foil and cook in camp fire)

2. Scavenge for wood in a state park and sell it for cheaper than the park does.

3. Send the girl you have a crush on a picture of her house in the middle of the night. (don't actually do this)

4. Make a card board cut out of yourself.

5. Start making a shoe string collection.