5. Unzip your hoodie in the dark. It is reminiscent of a tent zipper. Nostalgia is fun. I just lost the game...and so did you. Sorry.
4. Buy a new car, don't break it.
3. Regardless of sexual orientation, hold your friend's butt at a show.
2. If your boss tells you to punch a coworker in the boob, do it.
1. Don't walk just run, drink juice yum yum.