'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Soap Buddy

1. Stand in line for something. Every time you get to the lines destination go back to beginning of the line. See how long you can do this until there is no line. Longest recorded line occupent wins.

2. Sell you pee on Ebay.

3. A program that updates and adds the newest coolest music for you.

4. A garden gnome that can talk to people like Siri (iphone).

5. Listen to this song: http://grooveshark.com/s/Brimful+Of+Asha/4gRKQ1?src=5