'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Dance War.

1. When two countries get in to a war, instead of killing each other, pick the best dancer from each country and have a dance off to determine the winner.

2. When eating food: Mash up all the food on your plate then swallow it like a bird.

3. Business cards that say you are a muffin baker instead of your real job (shane d)

4. Make a website that is just pictures of your butt.

5. Sex supplies store in your apartment.