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'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Your wife told me I was cute...

1. Fill a refrigerated truck with snow. Drive the truck to New Orleans and drop the snow in the street.

2. Same concept as bait cars for people to steal: Bait police with black and hispanic drivers with no reason to be arrested. If they are arrested the police are caught and fired for discrimination.

3. Comic book starring you! About what you wish you were doing everyday.

4. If someone asks you to talk at an event: as a joke tell them youl do it but you dont want the press there.

5. If your late: "Sorry I'm  late, your wife had some unusual requests.