'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 


1. Dress up like the devil and go to church.

2. Attach one end of a very skinny wire to a hovering helicopter that is above the clouds.   The other end would attach to your harness to make it look like you can fly.

3. Get a daily pill dispenser with the days of the week on them. Fill it with Vitamins.

4. Tandem Bike with both seats facing in.

5. Imply that someone is mad by saying: "im sorry I made you mad?"