'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

The New Man.

1. Fill your sink with water and apples.

Bird Repainter:
A bird feeder that has food at one end and entrance at the other. Inside are spray nozzles which deliver a spectacular non toxic color job which the bird feeder owner specifies using a computer or cell phone program.

Mid river squirrel counter.
Squirrel sensor at mid Mississippi bridge which counts squirrel crossing the city lines.

4. City by city Squirrel census

5 Wrap Ginger Sauerkraut + orzo noodles into Seaweed for a healthy treat.