'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 


1. Get a smoke machine. Put a pipe on the spout where the smoke comes out. The pipe will lead up your pants and in to your crotch area. Tell your boy/girl friend your getting really "hot". Push the button with your foot and your private area will start to smoke.

2. Leave a key to your house/ apt in a bottle with a note that says "come find me: 1234 address Lane." throw the bottle in the ocean.

3. Make a full length movie from footage people give you on Craigslist.

4. Invent 30 really crappy products then make a coffee table book with pictures of the said products.

5. Get a cow heart. Send it to a girl/ boy you have a crush on. Write a note inside that says : "You already have my heart"