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DOOMSDAY!... for Christmas?

1) Go find yourself a leaf, preferably a new one. Turn it over.

2) For the next few days only eat foods that you haven't before, or think might be gross.

3) Prophesies the next doomsday. For example, the dinosaurs meteorologically prevised a catastrophic Cylon attack that will certainly obliterate the human race on 11/12/13 at 11:12.13pm.
Sell "survival merchandise."

4) Get a Toys 'R Us catalog and circle all of the great toys you want for Christmas.

5) Donate all of the great toys you got for Christmas to a local charity.