'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

But just an Apple.

‎1) attach a camera to the back of your head and record all of the stuff you missed throughout the day.

2) tie yourself and friends to a sled and pull a dog around

3) shovel all of the snow off your lawn and put it on the sidewalk.

4) eat only blue things for two days

5) make a tunnel through all of the snow you just put on your sidewalk