'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Bad Bad Leroy Brown (for president)

1. Toilet that moves around while you sit on it.

2. Rope ladder to your apartment from the window.

3. Throw tons and tons of marijuana seeds on to the white house lawn and wait for them to grow.

4. Run a aggressive internet campaign for your self to run for president. See how many people you can get to vote for you.

5. Facebook and google combined.