'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Down the street.

1. Buy a backpack full of yarn. Tie all the rolls together. Tie one side of the yarn to your garage then walk down the ally in your neighborhood with the yarn until you run out of yarn.

2. www.ariamcmanus.com

3. Put logos on your website so it looks like people sponsored you.

4. Sell your virginity

5. Hide a One Hundred Dollar Bill at a house party and tell people to go look for it.