'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Skype your Psyche

1. Smoke green weed on St. Patrick's day

2. Skype your Psyche

3. Staple your nuts to the table.

4. Don't do number 3

5. Legally change your name to something like Woodie Allan (instead of Woody Allen) make a book or a movie. People will buy it thinking its made by famous one.