'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Remote Control Dog

1.  Construct a fishing pole to dangle in front of dogs face using a harness system (3 ft. out).  Create a remote control electrical device to move pole left to right just slightly. Hang a steak from the fishing line.

2.  Paint a pretty, colorful picture on the sidewalk way out in the middle of nowhere.

3.  Tattoo 'NO SMOKING' closest to your thumb on your pointer finger.

4.  Audition for as many plays as you possibly can, even if you know you wont get in.  Film yourself being rejected and/or scan all of the rejection letters that you receive.  If you don't ever get into a play, you would at least have a bunch of stuff to display.

5.  Break up a bar fight with a pool Que.