'Underground Network Alternative Communication' 

Make Pretend

1.  Submit every short film you have ever made into the same festival every year regardless of the rules.

2.  Every day before you eat breakfast, do five of one thing first.  I could be pages of a book read, dollars counted, drawings made, dishes done, or whatever you like doing most.

3.  Tell every person you meet about the thing you like the most.  Eventually when ever people see that thing apart from you in the world, they will think of you.  Then if there is an opportunity

4.  Eat at the same restaurant everyday for two months and see if it they start giving you free stuff.

5.  Pretend that everyone wants you around everyday.