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Magic beans

1.  Make a contemporary teen romance movie.  Try to combine every Shakespeare storyline about love into one story about two people.

2.  Combine State ID's, drivers licences, credit cards and cell phones in to one thing.  Sell the prototype to the government.

3.  If you are a state senator and you're state is hurting for money you could start growing and selling weed.  Place a sales tax of 20% on each sale.

4.  Sleep on the floor one night a week.  Once you can do it all the time and get a good night sleep, you can get rid of your bed.  Then when you move, you won't have to move a bed and you'll be really tough.

5.  Make square pop cans.  "You don't have to be a square to drink our pop!"